“How will we pay for it” is only for things that help working class people.

Nah, my rule of thumb is I call him cute if I want to top him and hot if I want him to top me

Really? I thought the French had cornered the market on communicating through perplexed shrugging.

So here's my best guess: ""Iran"" will set on fire a few strip malls using a few drones flown from Mexico. This will show that the Mexico border is a threat, which will then ""force"" us to start talking about Mexico and immigration again.

This would be like the funniest possible time for a big boat to get stuck sideways in the Suez Canal

No, they aren't.

This is canon.

we are about to reinvent the y2k bug from first principles

We spent the last 9 months raiding Home Depot parking lots instead of arresting anyone from the massive network of Iranian terrorist cells?

Feeling particularly reprobate and condemned today.

Yes. I didn't realize that this was a thing.

I've read this three times, and I am still unsure what it means.

This is how you know the U.S. isn’t winning the war.

I unironically sometimes wonder how differently the world would have turned out, had St. Augustine didn't like pears.

Unpopular opinion: he was totally hotter as a priest.

God is providential to all beings: generally provident to all; particularly provident to some.

"Cry, 'Havoc!' and let slip the dogs of war."

He doesn't get that "reopening" is pretend. Iran only needs to keep flying drones, loading motor boats w explosives, & dropping mines. No company will risk its expensive ships with litigious families. Also, if I were an oil co, I wouldn't trust trump's insurer-of-last-resort yarn