Why is it called “sleet?” It’s snow + rain, shouldn’t it be “snain” or “rai-ow?”

I don't know who needs to hear this right now, but replace your cars wiper blades.

What kind of sociopath has their spouses *full name* programmed in their phone?!?! #WENDYBYRDE #Ozark

This Fiesta Bowl has everything: pick sixes, bad calls by the refs, fumbles, long TDs, short TDs, announcers running off on live TV to be with their wife in labor…. #FiestaBowl2022 #TCUvsMICH #TCUvsMichigan

At least the Packers know what they have in Jordan Love now

Great set tonight at Dr. Grin's {Comedy Club} by Pat McGann - “let’s give it up one more time for Hannah” 😂😂 New fan for life (and he’s a #WhiteSox fan to boot)

I don’t know who needs to hear this right now, but you should be watching Shrinking on Apple TV. It’s really good.

It’s just a fact - high Harrison Ford is the best Harrison Ford. #Shrinking

Two spaces after a period. Always, and forever. #2SpacesAfterAPeriod

My assumption is that LIV players only got their signing bonus up front - so all those contract millions are now up for review, who holds the decision-making power on who/what gets paid out going forward? Alan Shipnuck #pgalivmerger

I don’t need any stats to back this up (but would be appreciated) - since Gould left there hasn’t been anyone on this roster nearly as confidence-inspiring as Cairo Santos. #Bears #BearsNation

As a corrective lens wearer, I am shocked by the dirtiness of Jim Harbaugh’s glasses 👓 👀 #MichiganvsWashington #Michigan #collegefootballplayoff #NationalChampionship