Ernie Clement to Jonah Birenbaum on the Jays vs. Dodgers being classified as a David vs. Goliath matchup by some pundits: “David won, didn’t he?”

Oh, man, oh, man. Not again 🔥🔥🔥 #WANTITALL

BLUR JAYS WIN ALEXA PLAY LEVELS

Boras should simply not talk like that

well at least the sun will explode one day and none of this will matter

Chimken samndie

The Cody Ponce deal is pending a physical and will be for $30 million over three years. Blue Jays' rotation options include: Kevin Gausman Dylan Cease Shane Bieber Trey Yesavage Jose Berrios Cody Ponce Eric Lauer

In 2025, Bassitt & Scherzer combined to make 35.5m, and produced 2.8 fWAR. Ponce & Cease are going to make roughly 36.9m combined, and project to produce 6 fWAR. Ross replaced Scherzer/Bassitt’s salaries with 2 SP that could potentially double their production.

Easy bake ovens $190????! Sht bye I’ll just get my daughter an air fryer….

Gunther a savage bro he don’t give a shit 😭😭

There’s a grunge themed wrestler named ‘Steven Flowe’ whose theme song is ‘Even Flow’ by Pearl Jam, except all the lyrics are just his name. Please also note as commitment to the aesthetic he has on double flannel.

Sometimes life gives you a fork and a bowl of soup and says figure it out

Just in case NBC is muting the boos, here’s JD Vance uniting the world in synchronized disapproval. Also, that smug prick ought to smile and just have more fun.

New Season. Raised Expectations 😤 Today’s message from Skip:

🚨 This Canadian premier just accused Donald Trump of starting the Iran war to cover up the Epstein Files Do not stop talking about the Epstein files.

𓅓𓂋 𓊪𓂋𓅂𓋴𓇋𓂧𓅂𓈖𓏏…

Your 2026 Toronto Blue Jays win song.

The Alejandro Kirk injury is worse than what happened to the other Kirk if we’re being real

Avenged…at long last…