🎶I heard that you were talking shit and you didn't think that I'd hear it! / People hear you talking like that, getting everybody fired up.🎶

BIGGER GAME IDEA: 1.) A bigger gaggle of girls!! 2.) More guns!! 3.) MORE CHIMICHANGAS!!!!! End Game — Mic drop.

Status update: Just had the best chimichanga from Samantha's Tacos! My toilet bowl approves.

I would get up in @MeetBayonetta's guts.

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I killed Bill cause Bill is a fucktrumpet. Don't be like bill. Be like me. Bill can't. Bill is dead. Dick.

@MeetBayonetta But you never let me, ... Y'know.. "shoot" my load into you.

@MeetBayonetta Oooooooooooh the wonderful healing factor takes place. "MY TURN!!!"

This account is brought to you part by this chimichanga. Are you copping a feel? Are you a Gilmore Girl? Are you Harley Quinn? Eat my meat.

@MeetBayonetta "I'm a fucking mercenary, you silly ass." With that said, be began spinning his twin katanas around.

@MeetBayonetta "I couldn't tell if that was worry, fear, bliss, ... Or all?" He then put his blades away, pulling out his 9mm's making —

@MeetBayonetta — sure they were loaded and such.

@MeetBayonetta "Oh, aren't you so sure! You're just gonna have to deal with what I do to ya' because I can't really die. You could —

@MeetBayonetta — decapitate me, throw me in Acid, blow me up, anything. I just can't die, ssoooooooo by my knowledge and childish —

@MeetBayonetta — standards, you're fucked! And no-one sent me, you're just really fucking hot, but you're a complete and total bitch —

@MeetBayonetta — , so I'm going to probably either kill you or flirt more, I'm not sure!"

@MeetBayonetta "What part of /I can't die/ don't you understand?"

@MeetBayonetta ~le yawn~

@MeetBayonetta "Man, I love watching you go and the view I get right now is reeeeeal nice!"