😂 😂 😂

For a guy who’s a judge, Brett Kavanaugh seems to really hate the idea of going through a fair, methodical process where information is gathered and opposing points of view are expressed so that we can find out the truth.

As a single person in LA, I find a potential mate’s most attractive feature to be an available parking space.

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Season 2 of The Punisher was certainly comical, I’ll give you that.

We're here, we're queer, and we ain't going nowhere! Billy Porter delivers the LGBTQ State of the Union on issues facing the #LGBTQ community, triumphs, setbacks, and looking ahead to 2019. 🏳️‍🌈✊#SOTU #LGBTQSOTU

The best thing about this whole athleisure wear movement is that it’s socially acceptable for me to go outside in my pajamas now. #yesIWentToBedInThis

Turns out you can’t buy anything with Snapple Pay.

Now I know what I’m doing my birthday week. lamag.com/digestblog/tac….

#StraightPride will take place this year immediately following White History Month and International Men’s Day.

Doesn’t that make him even more qualified in the Donald J. Trump administration? apple.news/AruOCQ0oNROGUl…

My Uber driver smells like the fragrance counter at Macy’s.

I invented a #ValentinesDay cocktail and wanted to share the recipe: It’s just a glass filled with bitters and rimmed with the salt of my own tears. (Serves one.) Enjoy!

I went to Chase this morning to cash a check. They refused because it was “too big.” So, I wouldn’t bank anymore at Chase everyone, since apparently they have run out of money.

Well wishes to Donald J. Trump

If I’m ever under suspicion for a series of crimes, can I fire the police in charge of the investigation? Asking for a fiend. Donald J. Trump #MuellerInvestigation #NoOneIsAboveTheLaw

These people are disgusting. x.com/BuzzFeedNews/s…

He couldn’t let her have her moment, could he? 😂