That strange moment when you do a math problem and your answer isn't even one of the choices.

Teachers before they draw something on the board: I'm not an artist

Dear person that is sitting next to me in the exam. Please write bigger. - Sincerely, I was online too much.

Girl: "Why didn't you reply to my last text?" Boy: "How am I supposed to reply to LOL"?

Two things you can learn in school, texting without looking and teamwork on tests.

So I am invisible to you now? That's great. I always wanted to have a superpower.

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Everything is funnier when you are supposed to be quiet.

I asked my girlfriend what she wanted for her birthday. She replied: "Nothing would make me happier than diamonds" I got her nothing.

Retweet if you hate it when someone reminds the teacher about the homework.

That annoying moment when you are walking around the house with socks on and step on a random wet spot.

Fastest communication - Tell a girl a rumor and let her know to keep it as a secret.

Socks: Y U NO together anymore?

Lets stay up all night" 4 hours later: "Screw this. I'm tired.

Not all goodbyes are sad. Example: Goodbye class.

In class: "This is easy" On the test: "WTF"

I pretend to think hard when my teacher is looking at me.

Did the bus come yet?" "If the bus came would I be standing here?

Everything is funnier when you are supposed to be quiet.

At the gym doing sit ups, boy: 31... 32... 33... 34... (hot girl walks by) 135... 136... 137...