"MEAT BICYCLE IS READY, AND IM READY FOR SLAUGHTER-!" Yelling right in zeros face. He can't really help it, but boy that must be annoying. x.com/ofhiddenhaikus…

Now he's hitting him with the end of his buzz-axe. "I TOLD YOU WHAT WOULD HAPPEN!"

And the worst part. He's dead. And his soul is probably watching as Krieg beats the shit outta his corpse. Poor dude.

|| I would say Krieg has a chance of becoming normal.. But let's be real here, HES WAAAAAY FAR GONE.

Already he was confused to the point that he was mad at himself. "READY TO KILL ALL THE BAD GUYS, AND SALT WOUNDS WITH THERE DARK, SALTY TEARS!" Krieg was looking down at him. Krieg was kinda like a buff, psycho child(?) so it honestly was like magic to him. x.com/ofhiddenhaikus…

|| So I'm thinking.. that in my RPs, I should incorporate the voice in his head. Like the sane one. And have it be 'In these little boxes' to be the voice in his head talking to Krieg.

"LETS TAKE THE MEA- WHERE. IS. MY. BICYCLE!?" He stood up, and frantically looked around. No meat bicycle in sight.. (Obviously-) Poor Krieg. Looking for something that doesn't exist. Welp, Catch-A-Ride it is. "HURRY UP AND FIND IT, GHOST MAN!" x.com/ofhiddenhaikus…

Kriegs favorite element is fire. Probably could tell that because of his HellBorn skill tree.

"MEAT!" Is all he said, as he followed the assassin. As he followed, he equipped his Theodore fire element shot-gun. Just in case. Skags are most likely in the area, though not a big threat to them. Especially Krieg, because well.. fear doesn't exist. x.com/ofhiddenhaikus…

Great, now Krieg felt left out. "NEXT MEAT MONSTER IS MINE!" He yelled. And it looks like he was about to get his turn, as a barf skag was in front of them. Krieg was ready. SHHHEK-CHK- and so was his gun. BOOM. One shot, and it wa dead, and burning. "BARBECUE!" x.com/ofhiddenhaikus…

Well unfortunately for Zero... Krieg wanted to drive. "CATCH-A-RIIIIIIIIIIDE!!" And so a race was on. It was pretty much in the bag for Zero, but Krieg liked running anyway.. and driving. Which he isn't doing. Sad days. x.com/ofhiddenhaikus…

ᴋ ʀ ɪ ᴇ ɢ // i don't know why I'm lauding my ass off. But good on you. Granted i know nothing about the series either. Lol

|| SORRY! For the absence. I was without internet for a couple days, but I'm here now!

"LISTEN TO YOUR FATHER!" Uhh.. not sure what that means, but take it as a compliment anyway..- x.com/ofhiddenhaikus…

|| Everytime a angel follows me, all I think is, "MY POOR BABY ANGEL-"

|| Ever see another RPer that is RPing the same character, and there way better then you, and you get scared-? ._.

|| Sooo. Had this good RP with a Zer0... BUT ITS GONE, AND I CANT FIND IT. THERE SO MANY ZER0S, AND I CANT REMEMBER WHO IT WAS-