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The Ham Man

@buy2hamscmu

double cheeked up on a thursday afternoon

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Axl Rose be like "I know a place" then take you down to the paradise city where the grass is green and the girls are pretty

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"you see, it's not about the money for me. Providing my customers with 2 sopping wet hams at the low price of $20 gives me joy. Turns me on, you see. I barely make a profit on the $20, but that warm, fuzzy feeling inside? Priceless."

"you see, it's not about the money for me. Providing my customers with 2 sopping wet hams at the low price of $20 gives me joy. Turns me on, you see. I barely make a profit on the $20, but that warm, fuzzy feeling inside? Priceless."
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When I was in elementary school I wrote an essay that had to be "2 pages double spaced" and I wrote an entire essay with two spaces between every word then had to go back and manually delete all the spaces