Axl Rose be like "I know a place" then take you down to the paradise city where the grass is green and the girls are pretty

The sexual tension between one ham and another ham

God I miss him so much

My ass after guzzling ham for 3 meals a day

Not me googling how to spell bourgeoisie every time because i can never get close enough for autocorrect

"you see, it's not about the money for me. Providing my customers with 2 sopping wet hams at the low price of $20 gives me joy. Turns me on, you see. I barely make a profit on the $20, but that warm, fuzzy feeling inside? Priceless."

If you go vote today, I'll give you a special deal on ham

Every breath you take And every move you make Every bond you break, every step you take ~i will simp for you~

Mfs posting their Spotify Wrapped but can't SPOT a good deal on ham IF I WRAPPED it like a present

The dudes who are down bad page but it's just people saying no to my aggressive attempts to sell them ham

An Italian Fred Flintstone yelling "Yabba gabagool"

Might be time to make a comeback

Making dinner

Ah yes, I love drum & bass! My favorite DJ is uh, *checks notes* Bastille.

When I was in elementary school I wrote an essay that had to be "2 pages double spaced" and I wrote an entire essay with two spaces between every word then had to go back and manually delete all the spaces

She M all Night til I Shyamalan