They asked us, “where are the bodies?” Yet, the bodies were with them all along. 💔

Engagement farming about to hit an all time high. Get ready for all the provocative tweets you can imagine 😄

Still feels weird 😄

Every now and then I discover a show through TikTok. Current fav is called Taskmaster. It’s a sort of reality gameshow with comedians. And the best part, it’s available on YouTube

We will not forget We will never forget #EndSARS 20.10.20

‘Feminist’ is a slur on Nigerian Twitter. You ppl don’t know you are mad 😂😂

We are thrilled to announce that Startbutton is live in Uganda! 🇺🇬 You can now receive local payments and make settlements in UGX, making it easier than ever to do business in the Ugandan market. We remain committed to supporting your growth and making cross-border transactions

The language of erasure.

For reference, this is about N6 million. Your Nigerian influencers could never.

This one was really good. I will always look at “genuine leather” products very differently from now on.

Finally hacked homemade iced tea! Apparently you can just toss tea leaves in a bottle with room temp or cold water, leave it the fridge overnight, and voila ice cold tea the next morning! Who knew?! 😅 My tea game just got +250 xp

Praying Manis lowered into water to entice out the parasite within! 🪱😱

Finally playing Red Dead Redemption 2!

Moniepoint just raised $110M in new funding. An amazing milestone. I've written extensively about Moniepoint's evolving strategy and Nigeria's offline payments market Decode Fintech I thought it would be great to share some commentary about the market today. (1/n)

Chowpass >>>

It’s actually ridiculous that you can’t consistently find lactose free milk on demand in this Lagos

we was never supposed to have this much access to stupid ppl’s thoughts