4 times 3 being 12. that is a classic

If I were a drug dealer I’d use these thingys

HELP

What goes on here?

Douglas A. Boneparth Same as here maybe

What if Jesus came back and his vibes were terrible

tim robinson is an emmy nominee and his headshot is perfect

Alison Herman Honestly should be this

i’ve started waking up earlier and it’s making me realize how long days are like omg it just never ends huh

what do you guys think about Gnocchi

Don’t you turn my brown eyes blue I’m not like you

Grammarly is making me way too aware of my passive voice. To piss it off, I’ve tried being actively passive, and turns out it’s much more challenging than being passively passive

got home last night to my sweet, thoughtful boyfriend surprising me with a fresh batch of brownies. ate a few then left them in the kitchen for an hour and came back to this

Pastrami Mommy could have been anyone!

Baker in training.

non aesthetic things They need something like this

Whenever you need your eyes to leak just read animal rescue bios, it works 9/10 times

Fuck piano trolls