U say something funny and guys r like hmm.. it would be so funny if someone said that

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

yesterday at donn’s depot someone was offering free taquitos from El Arroyo and i have to confess i did eat one

joe keery………….

forgot how humid it is in houston god dammm

i got a monchichi for christmas

i wish it was cold!!!!

twitter is cigarette for the eyes

You’re not crazy. Your mother’s working with the CIA. What you’re planning is brave- and so is DRAFT KINGS, official sportsbook partner of the NFL

chat should i get micro bangs (pushing 30 btw)

my boyfriend lets me be evil and i think that’s beautiful

i’m the choppest hoe at tokyo disney

they take 40% of your paycheck every week to bomb little kids in the middle east

holy rage bait

I can’t believe a sitting president of the United States just threatened genocide and the official democrat account prolly gon tweet out a tik tok edit

at the discount tire we are all equal

is lola blanket actually worth it

i said yea i fuckin know!!!! BIG DEAL we been here before and we’ll be here tomorrrrooooowwww!!!

april showers (i cried all month) brings may flowers (i’m a new bitch)