she tommin' in my hole til i houser

URETHRA!!!

found out I'm part british. Crying throwing up rn

Mario Odussy

If god made me in his image, god's pretty fucked up

Everyone was babies once

The two hosts from Great British Bake Off have definitely explored each other's bodies

his pronouns are he/ham

*to the burger king commercial tune* 🎶Double Bacon Chicken Whopper Big ole' Freakin Flippy Flopper🎶

There's nothin better than a blankie

“the midwest looks so boring” can you not comprehend the beauty of a vast, open space? of seeing the entire dome of the sky? of the great titanic relics of long-gone industry that served as the engine of the nation? of seeing lakes so vast they present as seas? skill issue

Last night was like a movie

She Edgeley my Buttzville with her Fingal til I blow my Buchanan #NDsmalltownroadtrip

Hit up the pizza ranch buffet so hard I need to go up a shoe size

Unc baseball is gearing up!!!!

No skin off my crack

The New Rockford Cockler 👀

I’m chuffed bonkers style rn

wtf yeah this christmas is gonna be 25/25/25