"We need a superhero that's" stop that. we're adults. we need universal health care and a 4 day work week

You think ADHD is just procrastinating things you don’t wanna do? Well, guess what? I PROCRASTINATE THINGS I ✨DO✨ WANNA DO

She then said, oh, that Biggest Loser trainer had a heart attack and was thin. She was reminding herself that thin ppl aren’t immune to health issues. 🙄 Honestly, I don’t enjoy educating my providers even if I know how. I wish HAES training was part of every medical program.

Apple Orchard: Hey do you want apple juice? Adults: No that is for kids Apple Orchard: *crossing out 'juice'* I meant cider Adults: Oh yeah fuck me up

Ew the nurse I saw today was like “so are you sexually active?” and then looked up at me, laughed, and was like “I’m guessing no huh? considering…” Considering WHAT exactly. Disabled people have s*x and I can guarantee you it’s more creative & fun than any she’s ever had.

Pediatrician here. If a nice, older kid/teenager comes trick or treating at your place, give them a piece of candy WITHOUT giving them a hard time. In fact, give them 2. They chose this over other risky activities. Validate that. #halloween2021

I'm head over heels for #onlymurdersinthebuilding, it's almost perfection. And yet... Amy Ryan is 53 and Steve Martin is 76. Somehow they couldn't find an actress in her 70s or at least 60s to play his love interest?! Infuriating.

Both I and Michael Phelps know how to swim.

my therapist recently told me if you live by the cheers, you die by the boos. that stopped me right in my tracks.

Having not gotten covid yet feels like I've been hiding in the back of a 2+ year long middle school dodgeball game and the front lines have been THINNED

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In high school I was so convinced that you only went to community college if you failed to get into other schools or just sucked somehow, but please, high schoolers, learn from my mistake! Community college is great! I went to one before transferring and I loved it

Only believing abuse allegations if there’s a conviction in a court of law means you don’t believe victims, period. More than 90 out of 100 victims will never be affirmed in court. Putting your faith in the court system is tacitly upholding the status quo against survivors.

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