One time I was baking cookies and fell asleep with the stove on.

My favorite is Sombra hacking 76's legs.

@theSpidersKiss 🏹 Hanzo #original sniper

@theSpidersKiss 🏹 Hanzo you know what. You guys got it down. Being a sniper is about not hesitating and between me and genji...

((Living in Salem I can confirm all witches are as stunning as Mercy))

I will drag everyone no one is safe. Except bastion and lucio

@LucioDeSanto *hands him a knit sweater that says precious frog*

Good luck to any kids doing finals! Stay hydrated and rested.

It's too early for anything

I've hidden the presents.

((So there's a theory this is pharahs dad))

@theSpidersKiss Cassidy I mean for all we know I might have done the same ((blizzard plse))

@theSpidersKiss your not wrong. We need to have a snipers meeting. Can't spell sniper with out nip 🏹 Hanzo

@all76now 💥 JUNKRAT I don't know whether to give him a mop or a hose

@angelicy_ かろたな now I'm not saying he shouldn't speak, but something's are better left unsaid.

@theSpidersKiss wow these post generators are getting too real

Grandmas putting her foot down. Today you kids clean your rooms.

@LucioDeSanto ... *sits* you'll tire eventually

When you try to heal your team mates but you only have one eye and miss

It's so nice that it's warming up, it'll be time to start working in the garden soon.