Boyfriend, you’re a field of trees

If you want change I’ve got only a stack

me not being nominated for a grammy for crash is like mia goth not being nominated for an oscar for pearl and only further proves that people don’t wanna see hot evil girls thrive. 🥛

.SAM SMITH is just kinda a lazy Boy George ripoff #GRAMMYs

Shania Twain has made a terrible mistake #GRAMMYs

That was a very entertaining #Grammys. I give the whole thing high marks!

What would my return be on a $100 bet that she opens with Bitch Better Have My Money? I feel it’s the natural way for her to get it started

everybody’s got a plan until they get punched in the face (Mike Tyson)

allegedly decapitated a man during sex and continued to perform sexual acts on his dead body and mutilated his corpse with a bread knife, then put his severed head and penis in a bucket and other body parts in a crock pot

Jesus dyed on the Crocs

Modernist Minimalist Opaque

Stereogum Ed Sheeran HQ you promise?

Is anyone still on here or is it ruined now? Seems ruined.

And it's startin' to feel like all I know how to do is Put on a suit and take it away

Jesus Doesn’t Want Me For a Sunbeam

.Slowdive why are your tickets twice as expensive as tickets to any other show at same venue?

Bryson Stott: Have you ever considered that the line “I be makin’ lemonade” could refer to wetting one’s pants? #asksnb