fact of the day: faunus are superior to humans. evidence:

I saw a meme a while back and thought I’d do it with Kali lmao—

who wants to make some spicy new laws and rules with kali? you do? well just reply with some! ^-^

. . . any more 'questionable' suggestions?

“—Ara-Ara.”

// Run To? Or Away? . . .

Dear Oscar: Is Team RWBY and Co giving you too much stress? I know it may be hard for you to decide, but how about you come to Menagerie? Have some tea? Stay with me~? I’ll let you think about it, just know the offer’s always there~! Sincerely, Single Mother: Kali Belladonna.

// same here~!

Kali gives a simple wave— —a simple wave . . . how lewd.

Everybody be calling Kali like:

Gently Pats the Reader on the top of their very Head. ^w^

“WHO’S MY LITTLE WIDDLE BABY POGCHAMP?” You are. YOU ALL ARE. “—C’MERE~!” —she didn’t think the original was all that fun, so she let herself change things up with the copy-pasta script thing.

Dabs! . . . . . . she saw a child do this once and thought she’d try it, she’s quite inexperienced.