Bus Overheards (@busoverheards) 's Twitter Profile
Bus Overheards

@busoverheards

A Bus Driver of 26 years. Things happen on buses... weird and wonderful. My moustache is magnificent.

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calendar_today03-09-2012 23:08:10

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My beard smells of coffee and my bus smells of alcohol and bad life decisions. Hold on and shut up, we are gonna be on time folks. #buslife #halloween2019 #Halloween

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Skater Dude: Why are you late? Me: Why are you dressed like a farmer? Skater Dude: They are overalls. Why are you late? I'm late for work. Me: They look uncomfortable. SkaterDude: Nevermind 😑 #forthewin #FridayNight #buslife

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How to ride a bus: 1. Pay fare 2. Sit down 3. Shut up Follow these simple steps for optimal on time performance of a bus. #buslife #publictransport #gogreen #busdriverslife #youremakingmelate

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This guy thinks that standing in front of a bus is a good idea. It's urban bullfighting and the bus will always win. #FactsMatter #busdriverlife #publictransit #naturalselection

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A fat man called me a fat piece of shit bus driver. I told him that he's fatter and needs the exercise so I made him walk. #winning #SaturdayNight

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Flock of Seagulls is short a few band members. Damn that's a lot of feathers 😬πŸ₯Ί #busdriverlife #deadseagull #dayofmourning #guilty #FridayMotivation #FridayThoughts

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For the record, it's not okay to spit on a bus driver. It's not okay to spit on anyone. Use your words, not your fluids. #busdriverlife #FridayThoughts

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As drive this bus through the winding streets, a fragrance lingers in my mustache and I think... Milk is really weird.πŸ„πŸΌπŸ₯› #FridayThoughts #buslife #beardedbeauties #milk #dairyfree