Watch as this human sleeps in his natural environment. 👀 #freesleep #FridayFeeling #ActOnClimate #publictransit

My beard smells of coffee and my bus smells of alcohol and bad life decisions. Hold on and shut up, we are gonna be on time folks. #buslife #halloween2019 #Halloween

I kissed a curb and I liked it. However My passengers did not. #buslife #halloween2019

#buslife #halloween2019

You have nice thighs says the drunk penguin. #halloween2019 #busoverheards #buslife

Skater Dude: Why are you late? Me: Why are you dressed like a farmer? Skater Dude: They are overalls. Why are you late? I'm late for work. Me: They look uncomfortable. SkaterDude: Nevermind 😡 #forthewin #FridayNight #buslife

How to ride a bus: 1. Pay fare 2. Sit down 3. Shut up Follow these simple steps for optimal on time performance of a bus. #buslife #publictransport #gogreen #busdriverslife #youremakingmelate

If my bus driving scares you, I've succeeded today. #buslife #FridayThoughts

This guy thinks that standing in front of a bus is a good idea. It's urban bullfighting and the bus will always win. #FactsMatter #busdriverlife #publictransit #naturalselection

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A fat man called me a fat piece of shit bus driver. I told him that he's fatter and needs the exercise so I made him walk. #winning #SaturdayNight

Too much COFFEE is a bus drivers worst nightmare!!!🚽🚻 #busdrivernightmare #BlackFriday #MakeItStop #gottapee

Flock of Seagulls is short a few band members. Damn that's a lot of feathers 😬🥺 #busdriverlife #deadseagull #dayofmourning #guilty #FridayMotivation #FridayThoughts

For the record, it's not okay to spit on a bus driver. It's not okay to spit on anyone. Use your words, not your fluids. #busdriverlife #FridayThoughts

As drive this bus through the winding streets, a fragrance lingers in my mustache and I think... Milk is really weird.🐄🍼🥛 #FridayThoughts #buslife #beardedbeauties #milk #dairyfree

#truth #buslife #TuesdayThoughts