Those VAR decisions would’ve never happened on Gladiators

No one:

Dentists receptionists: ‘how’s 10.40am April 17th 2025?’

All it takes is a fusilli individuals

Did #StormIsha knock your wheelie bin over?

TV show idea: 'Everton Vs the Premier League' starring Toby Jones as Tony Hibbert.

SUPER GROUP INCOMING LG JS

My wife accidentally put £500 on our son’s Parent Pay account for his school dinners. I hope he’s lording it up like Henry VIII with his mates right now

GB News: “we’re the anti-establishment channel.”

GB News, who now has four sitting MPs and a former British Prime Minister (and member of the Bullingdon Club) as hosts.

I hate this govt. The absolute worst people.

🤮

Toddlers at 5.50am

Me after doing the simplest task in a heatwave

There's a lot to unpack here

Must be on his way to an important board meeting

Imagine working for The Sun newspaper 😔

Farage

This is definitely a trap

Arctic monkeys going about their headline Glastonbury set with the same enthusiasm with which I do the bins on a Tuesday night

😔

I am thrilled that Abu Dhabi have won their first big European trophy after all those years in the footballing wilderness. Heartwarming. And global warming