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It wasn’t the rich who saved us from Covid-19. It was the low paid key workers who government asked us to clap for. Now it’s those very same people - who can’t afford to pay for their heating or weekly food bill - that the same government is prepared to throw under the bus!

The huge disappointment of asking “what’s for pudding?” and being told there’s a yoghurt in the fridge.

God had better be real after all the hours over the years I’ve spent underlining ‘god’ and writing CL (capital letter) when marking.

Show me a teacher and I’ll show you a high-functioning, anxiety-ridden, stressed out ball of exhaustion.

Hi all, Tomorrow’s CPD is on Behaviour Management. You will be told that when students misbehave, it is your lesson planning and delivery that is the problem, not the children. The session is expected to last just three hours and is entitled: They’re always fine for me. Thanks x

I have a Polish friend who is a sound technician. And a Czech one too. And a Czech one too.

Today, Honorary Fellow and alumnus Bishop Steven Croft becomes the most senior figure in the Church of England to publicly call for a lifting of the ban on same-sex marriages theguardian.com/world/2022/nov…

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Hi all, Don’t forget that Level One of our new 25 step Behaviour Policy is no longer the reprimand, but the eye roll. Please remember that eyes should be rolled from left to right and that there should be no tutting until Level 2. We’ve already had parental complaints. Thanks x

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Why is it so windy in South Africa? Love Island Poor sound techs.

Thrilled that it was Lancashire who told the PM to belt up GMP Traffic Greater Manchester Police #SeatBeltSunak

Only Shaq and Jessie know how to win this game Love Island You pretend to like someone. You keep pretending to like them. You collect £25k.

Do you know how to check your breasts properly? @Sara_Kayat shows you the simple way to check your breasts for signs of breast cancer. #ThisMorning

Why did Dan turn so mean overnight? Something went on in those missing 6 hours. #mafs

A friend of mine's just sent me this. Can't find it on Twitter so thought I'd post it. It's fabulous. The account, marvin_uganda, is well worth a look if you're on Instagram.