I literally don't know what I be doing to deserve WALKING UP with a headache. I don't do nothin to nobody!

I hate coming on here when all yall have is rotted takes.

Some of my earliest memories are of being in my car seat listening to music. Asking my parents to turn to certain tracks on my fav CDs. My first favorite songs are all r&b songs. These kids only know Bubble Bubble Pop and Hop Little Bunnies 😭

I mean it's even worse than me not knowing how to do the electric slide until I was 26 bc no one ever taught me and they weren't doing that one at my pw school 😭

Now my brain will never not hear the song as saying "young hos, run free"

It's been on my mind more than a couple times here lately that Rick Ross used to be a correctional officer. It's not new news and not really relevant, but I just needed to share that it's been on my mind. Maybe put it on yalls' too.

This is not dad bod this unc bod

I say this as someone who LOVED Euphoria, but so far in this new season all they have left is Zendaya acting her mf ass off. That's really it

It's like sam levinson doesn't know what made euphoria good. Or why euphoria was good and why the idol was ASS. It was never the shock factor, never the nudity. But I think that's all he really knows and the first 2 seasons of euphoria were just a lucky fluke

On conclusion of that episode, I fully agree with that Sam Levinson is going to hell.

And if I'm being realllllll nitpicky, the show got SO damn lazy that Cassie's press ons look a fuckin mess

I'm giving "in this essay I will" rn lemme go to bed lol

They throwing the book at d4vd

If I say I'm going to rewatch oitnb, shameless, or nurse jackie, that's basically my version of I'm really gonna do it this time