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We're having a One Night Stand. Fancy joining us? Tonight - 7pm. Live comedy on the radio. Smashing! 🚨 LINEUP: 🚨 🎤@Nathan_Darcy89 🎤Kitty Speed 🎤@burt_williamson 🎤Josh Pugh 🎤Alex Farrow ❎ 📻DAB 🔊SMART 📱APP

People ask about my complexion but it's not like I was born this young, I grew into it.

The main problem with Brexit is the fact that everyone comments on it using vague certainties.

Ever noticed how people out for a run ALWAYS seem to be in a hurry? If they really liked it they'd make it last longer by walking. #runningfromthetruth #sweatbanned

Just played to an ambivalent crowd at a boulle festival. Other acts left, payment is a meal ticket. Looking forward to my 15 courses

Another cool animal fact for you all - frogs can't swallow without blinking. Don't ask me how I found out.

This Saturday, we are presenting a night of gut-busting rib-tickling comedy at the Alma Tavern &Theatre ! Headlined by #SKETCH group NorthernPowerBlouse, supported by #IMPROV from UpTheAntics and #STAND-UP from @Burt_Williamson and Rosa Handscomb! tickettailor.com/events/almathe…

Get your fix of the absurd and excellent with our second dose of stand-up comedy, delivered by Burt Williamson buff.ly/317Ig9V

Awesome night at 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗕𝗮𝗿𝗿𝗲𝗹 𝗛𝗼𝘂𝘀𝗲, 𝗧𝗼𝘁𝗻𝗲𝘀 for Chapter 12 Comedy Club last night. Wonderful acts, games that didn't quite work and the world's best audience. I was also introduced as 'The Groomer of Humour' which was nice. 😄

When I was a kid I won an award for being the most self aware child in my year – don’t know how.

I'm convinced the person who coined 'sarcasm is the lowest form of wit' was just being ironic.

Fancy a one night stand? Live award winning comedy - tonight from 7pm. 🚨 LINEUP: 🚨 🎤 @Burt_Williamson 🎤 @RMinnitt 🎤 Lucila San Martin 🎤 Chris Norton 🎤 Harry Housham (MC) 📻DAB 🔊SMART 📱APP 👉 bit.ly/3367mqw

Voted tactically this election to stop the Tories. Put a massive cross in their box to show my disapproval. Think everything is going to be okay.

Gotta get a new bed. No idea which one to buy. Think I'll sleep on it.

Absolutely gutted for S Club 7 x

There's no actual 'culture war', is there? It's just a new way of describing disagreements between people who hate racism & discrimination & people who love it. Meanwhile, 'woke' has just replaced 'politically correct' as the most pretentious way of saying 'not a massive bigot'.

Let's remember that Black people, indigenous people and people of colour were represented in many of the 'classic' British children's books. This is important. Why? A few thoughts to follow...

Without the noise of big names and corporate PR, passionate, individual comedians have shone at Fringe 2021, says Kate Copstick. She gives ⭐⭐⭐⭐ to @Burt_Williamson and Julia / Юля and the full ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ to Paul Currie and Kate Smurthwaite Kate Smurthwaite. trib.al/diy6Du7

200 IQ Audience (No Munters) is my debut hour of comedy on every day of the fringe from the 5th of August. If you enjoy comedy you will enjoy this show. #TweetTheMedia

Unusual meet cute for this adventurous couple