im so hungry i could eat 10 bugs rn

animaltwt is dead. dinotwt is dead. horses and cats still alive.

Woke up Breathing. You and i are not the same!

tweeting at friday

tf you mean i am not allowed to get a drivers license? I can just drive without it? Fine.

i think i’m gonna switch timezones just so my reply guys are awake

i will fight a cat if i have to.

how the fuck did i end up here and why are there beans

drop escape movies/series quick for fuck sake

this said Hi to me i froze

have you ever punched an idiot for not saying Hi back

dog i like😍 dog that likes me🤢

love how stupid the timeline gets once my oomfs wake up

why some people call X twitter? would love to hear the lore behind it

scenario: i get pregnant please drop dog name suggestions

i am not on this list

does anyone even care about dogs

im so hungry i could eat a rat

all my oomfs just woke up

someone just said Hi to me what do you say back