i be tellin em it’s small so when i pull my shit out & its #slightlyaboveaverage i start stat padding

You buy something from Nike, and they'll ship it to you before the receipt hits your email.

The first thing you should know about me is that I'm not you. A lot more will make sense after that.

yall wasn’t deleting kik off your phone every night

The most dangerous people I've ever met genuinely believe they're good. They rewrite every story, dodge every consequence. In their minds, they've never hurt anyone, but somehow, everyone else is always to blame. That kind of delusion isn't just toxic, it's terrifying.

they think you tryna win arguments but whole time you just tryna get them to understand you.

#liked #doubleliked #superliked

Niggas gotta know about Kiki Iriafen

i hate when a woman ask if they fat. YES but you pretty fun and i still fw you. don’t annoy me man

Make em 49.99 for a ole playa then nefew

I sincerely can’t stand any adult who doesn’t believe multiple opinions can be expressed about a situation, you can’t think your opinion is final.

i love when bitches get new apartments they be in there fuckin like its no tomorrow.

Nobody plays better live konpa than Klass

Tf happened to Jamie Newman

Shoulda put it in her butt

That shit was life changing for me lmaoo

Double salute

You’re insane if you think I’m choosing seasoned ground beef over tacos al pastor

Ever