Enough to go around.

This cup is really not fine

Trophy wey we for still sell as iron condem mtchew

At this point they need to ban blenders in Nigeria.

I’m always shocked whenever i pass by random teenagers and they greet me and add “Ma” Like what do you mean?? I’m barely a 28 year old teenager, what do you mean good afternoon ma???

“If you did it yourself once you can do it again” The universe will shock you. Life will shock you.

Isn’t it too early in the morning to be high???

People need to understand it’s better helping a victim or someone/people in crisis than documenting.

So fast. But for a sexual assault case the committee will deliberate for 50 days and 50 nights.

Traveling with my sister is always funny… i dey talk pidgin for agbero, she dey speak English, make we pay 5k for this small load??? Dem no the do lawyer for here o.

Sometimes love is not enough. You have to choose people who choose you.

“I hope you are someone that can take a joke o, i mean no disrespect” Someone that is about to disrespect you and your entire ancestry and lineage 😮‍💨

Did you try dating a Pharmacist??

This outing is financially a terrible terrible decision 😮‍💨

“Best seller” something wey nobody don buy before.

Someone I haven’t spoken to in a long time called me today… and apparently the reason they stopped calling was because after my dad died, i turned it into my entire personality. 😮‍💨

Saturday indulgence 🤤

Love no dey buy pepper soup.

We thank God for life.