Bozo

I own you

Damn she's got hands-- Someone help-

"YOU STINK LIKE THE CRUSTY SHIT AT THE BOTTOM OF AN OVEN THAT HASN'T BEEN CLEANED IN MONTHS."

"bUT I AIN'T."

"BOY YOU LOOK LIKE A FNAF ANIMATRONIC. I AIN'T ABOUT TO GET JUMPSCARED."

"GET YOUR SPRINGTRAP-LOOKIN' ASS OUT OF MY FACE!"

"Dabi is MID."

She's holding a match to the reader's hair. "Haha, you're gonna be just like me!"

"I'm hotter than that pegleg rabbit in a literal AND appearance way."

//Had to pull up an entire truckload of these weeds from hell today. Apparently used to be yews for a garden but they kinda went nuts

Rock Bottoms every villain on the planet

//I imagine Burnin' conducts herself and talks like a mixture of The Iron Sheik and a rabid dog

She melts a beam of iron. She's mad at something!

"There is nothing...NOTHING that Shigaraki and All For One haven't done in the business of villainy..." She cracks her knuckles. "...Except beat me."

"aaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

"You ever watched Dragon Ball, Mr. Handjob? It's how they power UP!"