"Please....Let me die...."

"Hey, Pikachu, let's go!...to bed."

what's up my name is red and i never learned how to read

Coughs.

Trips over a like of snow. Surprise, like a phoenix, he rises from the ashes. Or, snow, in this case.

His bones loudly crack as he gets up. Despite being fairly young, he had the body of an old man.

//well uhhhhh i guess I should find people to follow

He somehow managed to get some snow in his shoe, you'd think he'd be used to it by now. He just frantically waves his leg around, trying to wiggle the snow out.

Unfortunately, he doesn't get a lot of good signal living up on top of a mountain. He's currently smacking the side of his television hoping to get some channels as well.

Sitting Pikachu on top of his T.V seems to work. He hopped onto Snorlax's belly, and decided to watch some battles from some far off region.

//ONE DAY I WILL RETURN TO MY THRONE. SOON.

Horse WHAT "...?!"

Suddenly, he is awake again.

He hates being up at this hour, he has a weird sleep schedule.

He mostly dresses Pikachu up in ridiculous outfits and posts them online. This is his life now.

He was watching the battles from afar. Eating popcorn.

Eating snow. What a weirdo

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