You couldn't be on my side just this one time, huh? Gotta go stabbing me in the back? We could've been best buds, Weiss.

No, it's cool. I'm gonna make jokes at myself in the bathroom mirror. Because at least I know I'll laugh at them.

Yeah, I know. But desperate times call for desperate measures.

I mean. Not really? I'll just think of the jokes and maybe write 'em down somewhere for later.

You guys could've at least given me a little heads up before you decided to start roasting me. I would've gotten my sunglasses back from Ruby so you could see me not cry.

You what? You'll roast me more? Because that's fair.

Too late for that, buddy.

Will you really? That's wild-.

Wait. What.

It's not easy bein' dumb, Weiss.

I can only rearrange all of Blake's books into a giant fort so many times before I die of boredom.

Schnees hear everything? Does that mean Weiss has heard me laugh at my own jokes when no one else laughs at them?

Dang. . . . . So you also heard the jokes, right? Did you think they were funny?

Oh, yeah. Extremely, actually.

Dude. That's really nice of you to say. Because usually I'm the only one who thinks my jokes are funny.

What if I do anyway?

Eh, that's okay. I'll still be looking forward to the next compliment you throw my way.~

It's April Fool's Day, so y'know what that means--

. . . . . You gotta have a little fun, Schnee--