maybe it’s just me, but I wonder what it’s like to have someone fall for u. I mean really in love with u. not just b/c they think you’re attractive. but be consumed by every little piece of u. the way u talk, the way u laugh, the way u just exist. so if u got that, be thankful

Get it done

I'm going through a little bit of a rough patch. The whole year, actually.

The worst thing about prison... was the Dementors.

*at a party* me: *screaming over the music* DO U HAVE A RECYCLIG BIN???

Cardi B did an interview about offset cheating and said “I’m not even worried about it, he’s gonna go from this to what?? What’s better then me??” And that energy is wtf I’m talking about

The world needs more people who can teach like this guy

I knew exactly what to do. But in a much more real sense, I had no idea what to do.

I wanna be married and have a hundred kids so I can have a hundred friends and nobody can say no to being my friend.

This is why we have training. We start with the dummy and learn from our mistakes. Now Dwight knows not to cut the face off a real person.

country songs hit hardest when it’s either warm and sunny outside & your windows are down or when you’re heartbroken

5 minutes of bloopers from The Office 😂