Been mixing my protein powder with my left are to offset the size difference of my meat beatin arm #gains

*Bark bark bark bark* (yes I work out and make terrible financial decisions)

Fuck you Quinn Ewers pass the ball you cost me my $90 parlay

The huzz benefits got me in places I don’t belong (private) (I hit it into the water)

Y’all couldn’t last a day in my shoes!

Had a poopoo time with no peepee time. Chat am I cooked?

This broads vagina so dry I came back up as the Lawrence of the Labia

Let me see your Olong Johnson

KD 6s with any coloraway were the peak of sneakers

Not trying to dick ride plants but being outside in the sun is pretty dope

#expand

Day 3: I miss being unemployed

I hit my KPIs, not my women #corporateweapon

Every day I relate more and more to Johnny Paycheck

My family called me a gambling addict, but in reality I’m just a pure statistics and probability enthusiast

Balling so hard people started calling me nutsack

I’ve always wanted a rocket launcher and I feel like this one is calling my name. I would like to crowdsource if anyone is willing to donate!

Yelled “BANG” while watching pre season football on my flight and they loved it so much that I’m getting an escort off the plane #1stoneoff

Quick little office line up for the week, I golf at places you can afford to know about. (Yes I know one is from an event, I was in a suite) #ballknower #urpoor #5hcp

Are dogs happier because their bitches have 8 titties?