I would take this shit tooo seriously. Jump over couches, hide behind corners, fuck it ima throw my gun at you if I run outta ammo 😂😂😂 x.com/whiteboyzero/s…

When you try to take a small power nap and wake up 20 years later with 2 kids and a dog...

Wake up tomorrow and do one good deed for someone else and see how good you feel when you fall asleep

Atlantic Ocean: 1. My phone: 0. 😑🔫

Producers ARE The Future ❤️🙏

I could sit here and use my Twitter to complain about an airline messing up my flight or some other bullshit that’s irrelevant to everyone else or I could say something that could actually motivate somebody to do something good today 💁🏼‍♀️

400,000,000,000,000 TO 1 : THE ODDS OF BECOMING A HUMAN BEING. —— Life itself is an impossible gift and so the question is... what are we going to do with it?? 🙏❤️

It’s almost 2019 and not one cereal brand has ziplock in their bags yet...

If you’re reading this then you can read... congrats:)

someone tell me why the word "bed" lowkey look like a bed

I smoke too much weed to be arguing with anyone

Never let them know your next move!

That moment at midnight you realize you don't have any clean clothes for school😐🔫