Being married means never having to say you’re angry. You can clearly articulate it just by the way you breathe.

Managed to make a nice profit in the group chat today 💰

Outstanding.

BREAKING: Tucker is right. The obvious next step is assassination of Trump. Please protect and pray for President Trump.

$6B for 5 political hostages?!! I'm no genius, but if I give my dog a treat when he shits on the floor...

Brilliant, as usual.

President Donald J. Trump Close the fucking border then, dipshit.

*During physical* Doctor: Any chest pains? Me: No. Doc: Shortness of breath? Me: Nope. Doc: Problem achieving, or maintaining an erection? Me: Don’t know yet. Doc: Yet? Me: It’s not my birthday, but no problems last March.

@gunsnrosesgirl3 This is how they do it.

Makes a good point about democracy

About 3 weeks ago, the media told you that Biden was “sharp as a tack” 🙄 2 days ago, the poor guy was basically forced at gunpoint to resign as Dem nominee. His staff weren’t even informed. Now they say Kamala is the best thing ever 🤦‍♂️

OMG they lied to us about cholesterol levels too?

“The View” watch party at my house today!!

Perfectly articulated

President Trump just hosted a high-stakes cabinet meeting at the White House. One by one, top Cabinet members delivered Major Announcements — directly reporting to the American people. Here’s everything you should know (and no joke, it gets crazier the further you read): 🧵

Dudes Posting Their W’s Some magic tricks

I think I’ve watched this video 25 times over the past 6 months - 😂

One of the best analogies I have ever heard. There is life after death and God is real