new thing to do just dropped

i hate tvs that require more than one remote… science should invent one remote that does it all

the contents of my purse

dear diary, i love to play with hamtaro. he’s my smallest friend.

doctors are saying it’s amazing how much i throw up from opiates. they’ve never met someone who’s capable of throwing up from opiates as much as i am. the other patients are jealous of the applause i get from the medical team every time i loudly vomit after the medication is

Courtney Love says Taylor Swift is not important or interesting as an artist in new interview with The Standard:

“Taylor is not important. She might be a safe space for girls, and she’s probably the Madonna of now, but she’s not interesting as an artist.”

bro doesn’t know majority of celebrities, and not just the jewish ones, use something more palatable as their stage name

you actually have to go to prison, i’m serious

found on #facebook

I just found out people with ADHD are stupid. That’s why they seem flaky or distracted, they’re just not as smart as normal people

new friends!!!!!! 😀

putting björk down as my emergency contact to start some chatter amongst the triage staff

oh, let me guess… pussy in bio?

this advice also applies to yourself

she so derp coded

the evil entity has requested to follow you

What’s wrong with people