He's talking to the health inspector "Listen, how much do I have to pay you to fail this place?"

Slams hand down as the health inspector walks away "WHATEVER HE'S PAYING YOU, I'LL DOUBLE IT!"

"Someone get that kid some blinding goggles or something"

"Please do nOT ENGAGE IN SEXUAL ACTIVITIES INSIDE MY STORE" He's shoving couples out with a broom

There's no business so he closes up shop and sneaks away

"I need a new job. Maybe something that'll help some people"

He's got a knife Lettuce won't chop itself

//Lord, as soon as I have an SL, I will sure as hell make this my main

//Main RP account I've already made SP into my main personal account before Not fun

"Remember, kids, breaking foodservice regulations is not technically illegal if you pretend not to have known about it" "That's what Metta told me, at least"

"Woah, hey, the kid's back" "Coolio, maybe I'll get more business"

"It's not unusual to see humans, at this time of year, but a lack of em is worrisome, to say the least" "Ah, whatever, I'm paid whether or not I sell stuff"

"Another morning, another chance to help someone"

//I'm gonna be on this account all day today

He leans against the counter "...Wonder if I jumped this, if I could even make it to the door..."

Fuck it, he places a hand (paw?) On the the counter and launches himself over before taking off running

He's back in his place behind the counter He's got a chain around his ankle "...This is demoralizing beyond comparison"

//SP is in his 40s now, ain't he

//Life took over and I was unable to be here all day

He's fallen asleep at the counter He's chained to it and his shift has ended, do not judge him