kinda miss the girl who told me she was gonna kill me in my sleep after she did to many tequila shots idk

i can’t mix my insta friends with my twitter friends it isn’t safe

WHEN WILL I GET A SHORT KING

i’m goin to be the first woman in history to get a man pregnant

a lot of problems can be solved by a threesome

ngl

will marlon ever return from war (dallas)

in the club looking for answers

yo it’s gorilla central out there. get the fuck up. juiceheads everywhere. it’s labor day weekend. they’re all over the boardwalk and beach let’s go.

idk who traumatized you but you don’t need to pay me back for your $7 drink

This is what praying with ocd feels like

have to fold laundry and go grocery shopping after having hangxiety for 2 days

sending him his own reposts and acting like i saw them on my own so he feels gang stalked

woke up on some foolery tom was on

i wish there was a second close friends option sometimes i need to say some shit to a select few people

Ima settle when I turn 45 sht too turnt rn