I have to get up, but I DON'T WANT TO.

ELON MUSK! HOW DARE YOU TAKE AWAY THE PRIVILEGES AND FREEDOM OF EMPLOYEES AND USERS! I AM SAILOR MOON! THE CHAMPION OF JUSTICE! ON BEHALF OF THE MOON, I SHALL RIGHT WRONGS AND TRIUMPH OVER EVIL! THAT MEANS YOU! AMERICA? You stopped panicking?! Oh. Oops. BACK TO JAPAN!

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WENT TO American Thrift Center

OH. MY. GOOOOOOSSSHHHH! KIIIRRBBYYYYY! I didn't know your apartment would be this CUUUUUTE! I'M SOOOOOOOO JEALOUS! I brought the food! Help yourself! 「 Kirbs 」

HAHAHAAAA! I DID IT I DID IT I DID IT! I FIGURED OUT THE PASSWOOORD!

Okay, everyone! Starting today, this super heroine is back in action! Right! After! I! GetoutofbedbeforeLunayanksmeofffiiirst! Woo-hooooo!

HAPPY NEW YEEEEAAAAR! ... Oops! Am I too late?

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Ugh! There's a total creep out there! I can SENSE IT!

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GOOOOOOD MOORNIIIIING! I wish I could afford a cute afternoon tea experience! Do you think they'd let cats in?

HAPPY International Day Against Homophobia, Biphobia and Transphobia

HAPPY NEW YEAR! OWOWOWOW LUNA STOP HURTING MEEEE!

Ohh, don't worry about that! I misuse my powers tons of times! I use my Moon Rod to get candy out of mini piñatas, piggy banks, scratch a really bad itch, scratch Luna's really bad itch, get a coin out when I can't reach it behind the couch...

Sounds like someone needs a sweet treat to help them out! You may not forget, but at least you'll have something delicious to munch on! I say crepes! Let's get some right now!