I wonder what it feels like to discover me for the first time It must feel otherworldly

Men who carry cash have an aura I cannot explain.

You can excite a woman by showing her a wraparound porch or an extremely deep bathtub

The beautiful paradox of growing up. You work so hard to become an adult just to realize the child was the destination all along.

a nigga get caught cheating you tell him to go be with the other girl you cool on him. His favorite line be “I don’t want that bitch” 🤣🤣🤣 but wanted her behind your back, i hate niggas! 🤣🤣🤣

...I want revenge idk about yall

men with good dick always be like “you okay?” after sex… mf shut tf up 😂😂😂😂😂☺️

if u say nigga n u not a nigga imma say yo slur right after u

Anything the Sun kills isn't supposed to be here

Black ppl being genetically superior is actually true. The Japanese racists aint lying about that.

i’m gonna start saying “not all men” when someone says something positive about a man

If Jesus on my grill, he's BLACK.

“Testing positive for pregnancy” is an in interesting way to say “being raped and impregnated by ICE agents”

Only having one child and it’s a girl? That’s so chic to me.

not even me lifting a finger tbh

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