girls will see an oomf with a punchable little tummy and be like have you ever tried a flat cage

telling a girl that she should be allowed to do experiments on me and getting hit with “‘allowed’ is a fake idea” is driving me up the fucking wall @~@

i liked being talked to in a very sweet but very degrading way

Rightwing

i finally got my drivers license!! <3 unfortunately i cant claim being too gay to drive anymore

lil sketch practice

help im yearning

Everyone has to mentally prepare themselves for Mac Gargan becoming Venom in the MCU. Get ready now.

thank god he’s sad🙏🏽

respect to THE brat tamer, ian gallagher

without any audio this genuinely looks like matt is jerking him off

pure kino

ちんぽにピアス開けようとして自分でやったらピアスの穴から白い糸みたいなのが出てきて、それ切ったら尻の穴がいっさい締まらなくなった

Boy we do not care about that man getting shot at

someone is gonna put this in a denial gooner compilation and its going to flashbang your boner