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Josh Stein did not vote on HB 465 ("The Women and Children's Protection Act of 2015"), which extended the waiting period for abortions to 3 days. According to one of the bill's sponsors, Rep. Pat McElraft (R), a three day waiting period would lower the number of abortions.

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If the bill is signed into law, ByteDance will have six months to sell Tik Tok. Otherwise, it will banned from US app stores and web-hosting. Hence, a shutdown. It's like saying "I didn't rob him, Your Honor, it was his choice. I only said give me your wallet or I'll kill you."

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Marc Robinson, in a podcast with Sean Moon, has promoted the antisemitic conspiracy theory that a cabal of Jewish bankers rule every country's central banks. These remarks, and others made by Robinson, have been called antisemitic by the Republican Jewish Coalition.

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Much like Santa Claus, the Dean needs time to check the list twice in order to separate the students into a “naughty or nice” list for potential matriculation.

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This press release is a masterclass in the use of the passive voice, ineffective diplomacy, and denial of all culpability. “I am outraged.” At who? “Vehicles were hit by airstrikes.” Whose airstrikes? Thankfully, we will continue to “urge”, “press”, and perhaps even “push hard."