Good morning X. Happy Friday. Finally. I stretched. I yawned. I pulled a muscle I didn’t know existed. We’re off to a great start.

Good morning X. Happy Saturday. Last night I slept like a baby. By that I mean, I woke up every 2 hours irrationally angry. Something tells me my cat needs a vacation.

Good morning X. Happy Sunday. I hope everyone has been enjoying their weekend. Woke up bright-eyed and bushy-tailed. Just kidding, I look like I lost a bar fight with my pillow.

Good morning X. Happy Monday. I hope everyone enjoyed their weekend. I’m feeling great this morning. Just kidding, I tripped over a laundry basket and now I trust no one.

Good morning X. Happy Tuesday. Coffee. It’s not a morning routine. It’s a ritual to summon the version of me that won’t curse people out.

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Good night X. I hope everyone had a great day. I’m going to sleep before I start sending unhinged memes and life advice no one asked for.

Good morning X. Happy Wednesday. Hump day!! If you see me being productive, mind your business. I’m just as surprised as you are.

Good morning X. Happy Thursday. Sorry I’m late. Already fought three fake arguments in my head and won all of them. Still undefeated!!

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Good night X. Happy Thursday. I hope everyone had a great day. Tomorrow is Friday!!! Don’t do anything I wouldn’t do… which doesn’t rule much out, so be careful.

Can y’all do me a favor? I’m so close to 5k. But I gain a few a lose a lot more. Can anyone push me over pretty please? I’m just a hairstylist who loves Jesus and supports our president.

You ever meet someone so fake you start checking for batteries?

Good morning X. Happy Friday. Finally!!! No, I won’t calm down, you’re wrong and I’m hilarious.

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Good night X. I hope everyone had a great Friday. Logging off to manifest dreams where I’m rich, hot, and everyone who doubted me is crying.

Good morning X. Happy Saturday. I hope everyone is enjoying their weekend. Time to stretch, yawn, and mentally prepare myself for people who can’t merge or mind their business.

Good morning X. Happy Monday. I’m awake, but don’t let that fool you into thinking I’m functional.