[[Slides on by and steals all of this.]] x.com/TheDawnOfChell…

[[Scoffs at the sight.]] You've got the wrong one of us. x.com/FeedMyImpulse/…

[[Taking hold of @FeedMyImpulse's head, before lending down to stare directly into her ear.]] Nope. It's too clean in there for Wade.

[[Giving @FeedMyImpulse's head a firm shake, surprised when a chimichanga falls out.]] Huh. Maybe you do.

Tell them to come say hi, @FeedMyImpulse. Wade owes me.

@FeedMyImpulse They're the reason it's dead. [[Turns to face the camera.]] Is she serious? Two Wades... That'd kill any brain.

@FeedMyImpulse That just means you don't have enough murder in your diet. I can teach you to fix that.

@FeedMyImpulse Guess not! [[Spinning around on my heel, blonde hair whipping, before falling over my shoulder.]] It's the feminine touch.

@FeedMyImpulse Um, duh. You've got your nice murder, mean murder, messy murder, clean murder.. Lots of differences.

@FeedMyImpulse That's what we call killing them in their sleep. No pain equals nice murder. Has Wade taught you nothing?

@FeedMyImpulse He should be teaching you. I'm disappointed. Might have to cut his head off again.

[[Pinches @FeedMyImpulse's cheek.]] You're a doll.

I've got a science quiz for you. How the fuck do cheez-its /actually/ get all of that cheese into one little bite? x.com/IronArrogance/…

You're making that up. You're no Bill Nye. x.com/IronArrogance/…

Pft. Mister Rogers is a badass. So your point doesn't have a tip, nerd. x.com/IronArrogance/…

Want my favorite bitch back. Help me prove Regan. // Parody. wrong and RT.

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