I just saw a Manscape ad suggesting their ball trimmer is the perfect present for your SON. I have three questions; Why? Why? Good lord who do they think they are advertising to?

Steven Crowder attempting to make any points by willingly having a police officer kneel on him is like trying to give Tom Hanks a medal of honor for his service in WWII for Saving Private Ryan. You look like a clown.

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To be clear the people calling us “sheeple” are the ones taking livestock medication

I've made more bad decisions on doordash than I have anywhere else on the internet

Sheesh. If bezos kept $1.7 billion for himself, and then split the rest of his money with all amazon employees, he could hand them all roughly $200,000 instantly. We can't trust the insanely wealthy to share their wealth, even when it would be crazy easy for them to. Fuck amazon.

My relationship with music has been different lately. When I do have the itch for music now, I listen to my unfinished projects and focus more on creating. I'm realizing I've always compared myself too heavily to other musicians, and that bled into my joy in creating.

Every day that passes, my body shape becomes closer to Danny DeVito

I don't think I've rolled my eyes harder until now. If MGK is going to be the media representation of "guitar based" music, it only makes me feel like guitar based music is more dead than it was before.