I aped Anything that challenges the clowns at cointelegraph and the current horrendous state of crypto news + can make me a patek when it gets traction I’m very down for

🚨 $2.2M Giveaway on Solana?! Hosico Might Be the Next BONK 🐱💥

Buy The News Imagine not aping $NEWS when it’s this free

🚨 $4M Coinbase Scammer EXPOSED by ZachXBT ! All Spent on Gambling?! 😳💸

Rory said the cat pops at 100k went to B’s Rory said the cat is fat at 100k went to 100m Rory said drink the Chinese liquor at 100k went to 100m Rory said the dog was long at 100k went to 7m I may have jeeted some early and round tripped others but I have never shilled a

🪄 Magic Eden Spells Out $5M Plan! Token Comeback Soon? 📈

🚨 OKX Plans U.S. IPO After $505M DOJ Slap! Is Wall Street Ready? 💼📈

Super bullish on Buy The News rn Chart won’t stop bottomed out a couple of days ago at 40k getting all the jeets out but it’s been up only ever since and we just found support at 89k. I’m adding to my bags! This is one of the most obvious plays this year imo. BUY THE NEWS!!!

Nice under the radar gem sitting below $100K MC 👀 Buy the $NEWS 📈

My quant just sent me this and told me to hold onto my fucking newspapers what mean?

Goated project! Did yall buy the $NEWS?

alon The new breed of media outlets born right on pumpfun and streaming 24/7 Ape the $NEWS

The Paper Boys Rise: $NEWS Token Breaks 1,000 Holder Mark!

200k MC now! nice recovery Buy the $NEWS

Looks good, send it Another $NEWS ATH for those who celebrate The paper boys are indeed, up

BUY THE NEWS HITS NEW ALL-TIME HIGH 🚀 | Next Stop $1M Market Cap?!

artsch00lreject Just buy the news and chill ma’am

🔥 Fearless Bulls Burn 100 NFTs ‘For the Culture’ — Inside the Wildest Flex of 2025!

Airdrop CONFIRMED 🚀 pump.fun $4B ICO Incoming!

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