To bed then. To bed with you! Guards take him to the bed

nobody warns you how quickly you go from 17 to 25

Its Amazing how much diet cola is healthy and energy drinks are very healthy for your body and mind

got stuff to make sandwiches and now i have to try not to eat 10 sandwiches in two days

sorry for acting weird it’s just that i mirror people and you were being weird first

Putting on a low-investment TV show and looking at your phone is a kind of neurological pleasure stimulator humans were never supposed to have

25-year-old man: Urrgghh… ohgod my entire body.. fuckk

it is OKAY to be 26 ♥️

The lion does not concern himself with a childhood he can barely remember

every time i go on instagram it’s like Wow that’s a lot of stories

Grinded all year so my son could have a good Christmas

White people be like I’m smoking weed with my abusive mother to process trauma

This is what stimming looks like to some of us. #NeurodivergentAwareness

i don't even call it monster energy anymore, it's just energy to me just a glimpse into how much of a beast i am

You haven’t wasted your life you’ve got more anime to watch and video games to play don’t worry

Oh sure let’s blame the guy whose fault it is

1976 movie villain: I’m going to blow up the old steel mill 2026 movie villain: Truth… is an illusion..

in your 20s you will have a roommate who doesn’t do the dishes. it is important that you kill them

Me: Is the natural state of the soul quiet or chaos? Taco Bell cashier: Look buddy, it’s transient, shifting like water