Forgot my meal prep. Now I have to get chipotle

Why did community college call me just right now at 5:50 am😡

If T Mobile brings back the sidekick phones again, I promise I will leave Apple in a heartbeat idc idc

if crackheads had snapchat i'd be watching they stories everyday

The way that I’ve been getting full with 5 wings when I used to be able to eat 12… that summer body is coming early yall

Whenever anyone tells me my niece is my twin

COLOMBIAN CUSTOMS AGENT: ¿Le puedo ayudar en algo? CHET HANKS (sadly): Mi waan go home.

Not the military wives crashing out in my class GroupMe

Y’ALL NOTICED THEM SCĄM LIKELY CALLS STOPPED ? YEAH THEM MFS LOST THEY JOB TOO😂😂

The concept of hiding your baby’s face in a photo shoot that we didn’t beg you to post

This is the type of video your straight woman coworker shows you when she finds out that you’re gay.

it be the most messy of bitches talking about they don’t want they kids exposed to gay people bitch u smoke backwoods in the livingroom & argue on fb live

They got ash Trevino and Britney Spears in one night

"And if they dont have strawberry milk?" "Pack of Marlboro reds"

feel free to throw ass at my funeral it’s what i would have wanted

This cannot be the same brain that earned a bachelor’s degree.

Me Everytime at the cash register

Once an 18 wheeler get next to me IDC what the speed limit is. I gotta go😂

Had Taco Bell for the first time in years since they just opened one up close to us and it did not hit like at all 😩😩😩