Moms 🧵 1.

I've spent the last 12 months applying to jobs and getting rejected over and over and over and over and over again while borrowing more and more money each month from people saying "I'll pay it back when I get a job" but at this point I think suicide might be a better alternative

it's 20 years since 'Sky High' premiered. In celebration here are some fun facts about the movie:

kids are so precious😭😭😭

DISGUSTING. Opened roblox & saw this MALE humanoid avatar with EXAGGERATED male proportions. A SHIRTLESS MALE on ROBLOX! What if my 3 year old kid with 24/7 unsupervised internet access gets groomed by this? What if an epileptic gets flashed by these shiny abs & has a seizure?🤢

nobody me: “just one more episode”

They're killers but such cute killers🐯

Nobody: Me risking it all to look at a cow:

literally me after eating anything

i used a username generator 💀

i think @/TachCath is hacked so do report the acc and dont reply to their dms

looking for 14 of the new Wren pet! offering: (u pick, could do mixture of both as well) - glormy dolphins - clover cows

“tw br*tish” 💀

they could NEVER make me hate you

at one point i was bul1mic

how do u use ibis paint, ive been using it a few times and can nvr get the gist of it