o fato de que sou uma mulher adulta me pega muito desprevenida

well, he's not called 'asap' for nothing

if making my girl come and then making her breakfast while she falls back into an orgasm-induced sleep is heteronormative than ig im straight!

i don't get it like i rly don't understand how stuff like this happens

Lewis Hamilton and Louis Hamilton

- Dinossaurrrr. So lets repeat: Dinossaurrrr. - ... dinossaur - Ah, Pedro! Ta de sacanagem! - Foi mal, viajei.

i don’t think anyone has enjoyed being an aunt/uncle more than Bretman 😂

so guess who didn't get the job lol

audriane galisteu

can tiktok fucking stop sending me notifications as if they're online and reposting stuff rn

i miss my girl so fucking much god

You’re going to sit down and listen to the word of the lord

he’s so funny

We’re losing ancient texts

i miss twitter so i have to use it from my fiancées phone 😼

y’all weren’t there and it shows

when someone asks me if i’m a dog or cat person

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