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BuginMikePence'sHair

@buginmikepence

I'm a bug in Mike Pence's hair

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calendar_today08-10-2020 02:20:23

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BuginMikePence'sHair
@buginmikepence

6 years ago

Hey everyone! What's going on world!?

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BuginMikePence'sHair
@buginmikepence

6 years ago

Was I on TV for a long time? It felt like forever. Hope mom saw me.

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BuginMikePence'sHair
@buginmikepence

6 years ago

That plexiglass sure wasn't gonna stop me.

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BuginMikePence'sHair
@buginmikepence

6 years ago

Do I get secret service protection now?

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BuginMikePence'sHair
@buginmikepence

6 years ago

Flies defecate, a lot. On whatever surface they land on.

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BuginMikePence'sHair
@buginmikepence

6 years ago

I'll only be here for around 15 days. I had to "shoot my shot" as Shea Serrano says.

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BuginMikePence'sHair
@buginmikepence

6 years ago

They had plexiglass. I should be fine.

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BuginMikePence'sHair
@buginmikepence

6 years ago

I do love BBQ!

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BuginMikePence'sHair
@buginmikepence

6 years ago

I also had a tiny little mask on.

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BuginMikePence'sHair
@buginmikepence

6 years ago

Did anybody record it? I would love a copy of my performance.

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BuginMikePence'sHair
@buginmikepence

6 years ago

I was very nervous. I probably pooped like 6 times right when I landed.

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BuginMikePence'sHair
@buginmikepence

6 years ago

You all don't know this, but flies blush too.

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BuginMikePence'sHair
@buginmikepence

6 years ago

They left it open. It's how I get in.

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BuginMikePence'sHair
@buginmikepence

6 years ago

Hi Rihanna - I'm a good fly.

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BuginMikePence'sHair
@buginmikepence

6 years ago

Remember how Bernie Sanders got a bird?

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BuginMikePence'sHair
@buginmikepence

6 years ago

It's meeeeeeee

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BuginMikePence'sHair
@buginmikepence

6 years ago

Not my smoothest lift off. I was nervous.

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BuginMikePence'sHair
@buginmikepence

6 years ago

Yo Wendy’s how many RTs for a year of free trash.

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BuginMikePence'sHair
@buginmikepence

6 years ago

Uh oh.

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BuginMikePence'sHair
@buginmikepence

6 years ago

Don't blame me. I'm fine with a virtual debate.