SHE’S A MOTHER. NO DRAMA‼️‼️

uh-uh! we are both rough, tough, and strong individuals. hardened by the streets! [aaaand he’s melting under her touch. his cheeks are pink.] ‘m sure of that too. girl you’re my everything and i LOOOOOVE you!! [peppering her face with kisses, laughing]

i’m not big bad guzma anymore! i’m just big. big BUG guzma. THERE we go. [nuzzling her. he feigns shock being called a teddy bear - what a drama queen!] wha- ME?! a TEDDY BEAR! do i look like a teddiursa to ya, girl! you know what don’t answer that. ‘m happy to be yours too.

no YOU look like a big wooloo!! [snrk!] don’t jinx it.. gonna fuck around ‘n take a nap in a meadow. wake up with lil’ sheepies trailin’ after me. like i’m their mama. [pursing lips in thought. that doesn’t sound TOO bad.] [leans into her touch.] we have. i’m proud of us.

happy wimpod wednesday everybuggy

wait a second.... if IM crashing out.. and YOURE crashing out..... who's locking in?!?!?!?

#PKMNRP | #PTRP | #MVRP

#PKMNRP | #PTRP | #MVRP

hey guys i’m back. my phone got super bad water damage but that’s okay cuz your boy got one of those cool new rotom phones!!!

oh and happy wimpod wthursday everybug

/go fw my pokemon oc they’re cool i prommy

i know god is real because tapu cocoa exists and i get to have it YEAR ROUND

[standing in the kitchen eating various baked goods]

[turning to look at her, smiling. he has a pile of cookies in one hand and a half-eaten one in the other.] [absolutely thinks she’s talking about the baked goods.] mmhmm! scrum-dilly-icious, cutiefly. i think this is your best batch yet, they’re so good!

18 grams of protein

anyways. i miss my friend

i’m going to be up all night. thinking about rotom. i have to pace the beach barefoot about it.