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no job openings have gotten back to me this year but at least 47 companies have my SSN now

“America has no culture”

Imagine hearing some kid yell “I choose you” and then feeling the sting of a master ball right to the face.

We made a limited sticker batch. Who wants one? Comment and repost and ill randomly pick the winners You know you want one.

the Northrop Grumman Corporation

Dat first lil lick of pussy wit the piss on it be like a shot of don reposado 🥴😭

More people need to know that King Tut owned a dagger made of material not native to Earth (extraterrestrial origin)

went into dominoes and said "pizza pizza" they shot me in the chest with a rifle

.President Donald J. Trump: I recently directed Secretary of War Pete Hegseth to begin releasing government files relating to UFOs and unexplained aerial phenomena. I am pleased to report this process is well underway. We've found many very interesting documents — and the first releases will begin very, very soon. 👽

FLAT EARTH DESTROYED BY PISS ISS recycles ~98% of astronaut piss. In microgravity, liquids & vapor won't separate — no gravity to pull brine down. So the Urine Processor spins a centrifuge at 220+ RPM to create artificial gravity, slinging heavy waste to the walls while

It was probably the 3 aircraft carriers, 9 destroyers, 275 fixed wing fighters and 470 helicopters that tipped them off

me: he's a glove that sells hamburger helper girl looking at the posters in my room: no i get it

vought rising (2027):

Mannnn Aljamain Sterling wrestling and ground game is TOP notch what a good fight

HOLY CRAP! According to Cole Tomas Allen's LinkedIn, he interned at NASA in 2014. In 2014, NASA published a paper and "Henry Martinez" was an author. An X user named "Henry Martinez," made in 2023, made only a single post on Dec 21, 2023. The post simply said "Cole Allen."

I still can’t believe that dorkus wrote an entire Reddit manifesto like he was going to really kill President Trump and his entire cabinet on live television and go out in a blaze of glory only to trip and fall, get stripped down, hog tied, and called a faggot online