The end of the second to last episode of Futurama is literally the way demisexual people feel about sex, I just fucking can't

Ok so Marianne can finally smell something, but that's not the point So she sniffs Zoidberg, who is incredibly stinky, and says "I like+

+the way you smell, because I like you." And that's literally it is. "I like it when you fuck me because I trust/love you" yadda yadda

"FRIENDS! I FOUND A TEN DOLLARS! IT WAS ON A MAN! HE GOT IN TO A CAB, BUT THE MONEY DID NOT~"

OK I'LL LET YOU FLIRT WITH ME THIS TIME I SWEAR

Bravery comes in every size. 💪 #Shakespeare

I come back and she's got a new boyfriend already. Wooooow, ok. I was gonna ask her out but w/e

When someone asks "If nobody has a dick, then how do lesbians do it?" I just show them this.

//In this Human AU, Melo is Jasper's trainer XD

"When your enemy's widow turns out to be a hella sweet girl and you wanna lay that sweet piece of ass down on the bed and cuddle it"

Same x.com/PurpleGemz65/s…

//the trump header is just a placeholder until I can build a 3d model of Human Jas to use for it

When your daughter does something insane

//Peridot is Jasper's daughter. She didn't want the baby, so she gave it up for adoption. She was a fucking mess back then.

//Jasper was so drunk and high the night Peridot was concieved. But she has no idea who the father was. And so that would make Peri and+

+Melissa halfish/ step sisters, yes?

Everyone, @StolidIcy, мєℓιѕѕα♧, ♧jυмιn нan♧, Mikasa Akermann and a few other accounts are all the same person. Do not trust them.